"Perge modo et qua te ducit via dirige gressum," said Venus to Aeneas.
#1:Oh my god, I can't believe he's wearing a bluetooth headset!#2:I can has flogging?
Mine for #2: "Dear Mom, On Sundays, the Warden lets us socialize in the yard for a few minutes after chapel."
#1:"Hi, this is Seven of Nine - are my dressy nipple rings on the bathroom shelf?"
Top Photo: Slave #1, far left, wears his Bluetooth headset for his walkie-talkie phone so he can hear spur-of-the-moment orders from his Master at the Folsom Street Fair. "ON YOUR KNEES! BEEP!"
#1, "That outfit is adorable!" "I got it on sale at Sears!"
Mine for #1:"The helpful staff at the Folsom Overeaters Anonymous booth...."
#1: "Okay, that's a Whopper, hold the pickle, cherry pie, and a chocolate shake. That'll be $6.73. Please drive thru."
2. I want cool sunglasses like the other boys!
#1: "As horrible as it looks now, the doctors are astounded he's able to walk again, and the oral surgeons say that the retainer should be able to come off in about three weeks." #2: "Oh God, my nipples are freezing."
#2:"Okay, honestly Gunther, when I wear my harness on the left, does it make me look fat? God I knew I should have gone to Barney's instead of this humiliation fest... off the shoulder, maybe? ...Gunther?... *sigh*
#1:"Does that come in any other colour?"
It seems one hasn't done Pride until one's done NYC Pride. Some day I need to be there.Images and words of your celebration serve to pump me up for our own in August - though there's no real comparison, is there? In the meantime, you've been tagged. Play along if you like. Or not (maybe you've played this game already). 'Sup to you.
#1Man on right: I just don't think it was their best Tristan and Isolde. I mean, the one I saw at Covent Garden was so much more engagé.Man on left: You're such an elitist! Is it all just dogma for you? What about director's intent? Am I right Wayne, or am I crazy?Wayne: Mmmphgphmmm.#2"You set the TiVO for "Army Wives," right?"
#1: "Can I get fries with that?"
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