I've got an interview with Joan Rivers coming up soon in New York. Joan has a card catalogue that contains every joke, every one-liner and every zinger she ever wrote and delivered. It fills a wall in her home. She is a woman who appreciates a good line. With this in mind, I thought to come up with a good original line or two. Here's what I plan to say upon meeting her:
"So this is the face that launched a thousand snips."
What do you think? I've been trying out this line all over Fort Lauderdale.
So, dear readers, do you think it's a good line, or should I ditch it?