OK. It has come to my attention that at least two (men!) of you have interesting colors painted on your toenails.
(Long have I felt that the time has come for men to start painting their nails. Why should women and trans folks have all the fun?)
I'm going to do a post about the colors of the toenails of ya'll - men, women and trans - that will require your sending me a snap shot of your toe or finger nails in all their chromatic splendor. Or, if you don't paint 'em, tell me your thinking behind the abstinence. (Use the firstname.lastname@example.org email address)
I know you are a colorful lot. Let's unfurl that resplendent ungual rainbow.
PS: I am also going to be including some reference to the fact that straight men sometimes color their toe nails - albeit at the instigation of their brush wielding girl friends.
If we can't be creative with our toe nails, how can we be expected to save America?