As a youngster, I envied her having Troy Donahue as a husband and wished I had been walking by when she put him out with the trash after eight months.

I always thought she should have had her own line of bedding at Bed Bath & Beyond, hawked as "Pillow Case-Suzanned Plush Sheets!"
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Troy's big secret: He's a Trappist monk. An abbott, no less!
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