Every day and every night the people they say to me, Ms. Ana thank you for the beautiful work that you be doin for our people, because everytime when you get out of your Corvette Stingray in your white pumps and your pink acid-washed jeans with the matching pink rabbit fur coat, we say: “Ms. Thing, you got it going on, you is gorgeous!” and I say: “I am so proud to serve you people, because I know that with my looks, I can achieve anything in this world. Yes, I got that Revlon contract, oh yes and thank you, I'll take the record contrat too, because you know what? I'm gorgeous! and my job with my gorgeousness is to serve the people, serve, and I serve some more... yes, thank you ladies and gentlemen for letting me do my beautiful work in beautifying this beautiful world that is already, already so pretty...”
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Lovely. Any darker would be too much, but I think you hit just the right tint.
omg i think i just peed my pants. i love it!
Oh you totally photo-shopped that. You wouldn't dare! Your story would be adapted for an episode of Cold Case.
Just keep him out of chlorine and it'll be fine. Really.
David: "Without A Trace."
What would you do with plants left in your care? Smoke them?
Oooh! I got a dye-job today too, but nowhere near as fabulous as Cooper's. I agree with Patrick on the tint, well done, sir.
Birdie: just the one in the back.
That pup is fabulous. I hope you also allotted time to paint her nails.
I wonder how my mustache would look that shade?
When I was a much younger boy than now, I tried to do that to our cat but was not allowed.
Every day and every night the people they say to me, Ms. Ana thank you for the beautiful work that you be doin for our people, because everytime when you get out of your Corvette Stingray in your white pumps and your pink acid-washed jeans with the matching pink rabbit fur coat, we say: “Ms. Thing, you got it going on, you is gorgeous!” and I say: “I am so proud to serve you people, because I know that with my looks, I can achieve anything in this world. Yes, I got that Revlon contract, oh yes and thank you, I'll take the record contrat too, because you know what? I'm gorgeous! and my job with my gorgeousness is to serve the people, serve, and I serve some more... yes, thank you ladies and gentlemen for letting me do my beautiful work in beautifying this beautiful world that is already, already so pretty...”
*evil*
You should separate whites from colors when throwing them in the laundry. I hate to think what that red polo shirt looks like.
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