I just knew it didn't add up.

Here's what I figured was the real story.

As I said, it just didn't make sense that he would cavort with a woman in his own backyard.

And it didn't make any gaydar-sense that he'd be cavorting with a woman.

This other story, that he is gay and ready to leave the priesthood and go into a new secular media career pretending to be a straight man, is more believable.

The whole thing is ridiculous. And shame on Father Albert. Just walk out, dude, and get a life. A real life this time around.