Showing posts with label roseville pottery made us gay. Show all posts
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Friday, March 07, 2008

Living in Roseville


If a man collects Roseville pottery, he is gay.

If a man inherits Roseville pottery, he is inevitably and genetically destined to be gay.

Roseville pottery that does not break, but gets handed down from one generation to another has turned more young boys into gay men than anything or anyone else.

I inherited a small vase in the Freesia pattern from my grandmother.

C inherited an immense jardiniere in the same pattern and color from his Great Aunt Ruth.

Both pieces are flawless with no cracks or chips.

We were born this way.