Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Tomorrow on Bilerico: "A Fool and his Donuts are soon parted"

You will have to go to Bilerico tomorrow to find my response to the following:

Dear Father Tony,
I’ve been seeing one guy for about six months and have stopped dating anyone else. I think we are in love and that this may be the guy I spend my life with but there is one thing about him that worries me. Every time we have sex – and I do mean EVERY time - he starts shouting out “Yank ‘em! Harder! Do it harder! More! More!” No matter how hard I pull on his balls, he still begs for more. Sometimes, I am afraid that if I pull any harder, they will come off in my hand and I’ll end up on the other side of the room.

At first, I used to laugh about this, but he felt hurt by that. I guess a man can’t help what he gets turned on by. Now I do it without being asked, but he still yells for more. I don’t think he could cum without it. And, he has started to ask me to use my teeth instead of my hand….

Is this dangerous? Is it kinky in a way that could lead to some really weird stuff from him once we settle in together? Can I train him to like something else?

I’m Stretched-to-the-limit.


TED said...

In general, I think the nuts are pretty well attached, so pulling them off seems unlikely. I think if I were in the letter writer's situation, I'd get some very heavy ball weights and start an aggressive stretching program. It would be a new take on how low can you go.

Will said...

I'm married to a guy who likes the junk treated roughly. Like your questioner, it took me a very long time before I became comfortable with it.