Thursday, November 08, 2007

"Let us show you the light at the end of the tunnel"

That's the best ad line I've heard in ages. I've lifted this text from a regular email that arrives from "HX Insider". Here's the full ad and the picture:

Face to Face NYC

For the guy with a 'dark side,' Anal bleaching is all the rage!

Try our new Anal Bleach Treatment. This Chelsea day spa is tucked away in an unassuming office building providing super discretion. If you decide to bleach, wax or enlist in the Betty Ford Body Treatment, your privacy will always be respected.

Still in the dark? Let us show you the light at the end of the tunnel:

face to face nyc - day spa 20 west 20th street

suite 603 new york city, ny 10011



Anonymous said...

I don't know what this says about me, but upon first read, I thought it said "Anal Belching".

Anonymous said...

Strangely, 'Burning ring of fire...' from a certain Mr Cash started humming in my brain...and to think botox was extreme!

Anonymous said...

This is why I'm not hip.

What prithee is "anal bleaching"?

I need a hug right now.

evilganome said...

First waxing. Now this. Where will the madness end? That has GOT to sting!

dpaste said...

I'll pass, thanks.

BigAssBelle said...

"the light at the end of the tunnel."


Mike said...

This is how Rome fell.